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100 Truths ~
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~Stolen from Ninjatic.
1: Real Name: Connie
2. Nickname(s): Connegg (from the boyfriend XD), Conneh, Conneth, Connage, Con-Con, Connie Con-Con, Conz, Frank, Sasu.
3: Zodiac Sign: Gemini ~ In some ways it suits, others it doesn't. I'm not two-faced, thanks very much.
4. Male or Female: Femaaale.
5. Elementary School: If this means primary school, it was Croughton All Saint's~ XD
6. High School: Magdalen College Shithole.
7. College/University: I currently attend Magdalen College Shithole's sixth-form centre. University is unknown yet.
8. Hair color: Auburn. <3
9. Tall or short: I'm fairly tall for a girl my age but in general, I'm kinda short. 5'7"-ish.
10. Skinny or Fat: I'd probably say about average, though I do need to lose some more weight~
11. Sweats or Jeans: Jeansssss.
12. Phone or Camera: Phone, though mine is an old and outdated brick. XD
13. Health Freak: Naah, food's good, exercise isn't difficult though so I just try not to let my health or weight get too out of hand.
14. Orange or Apple: Apfel, bitte.
15. Do you have a bf/gf? I has a boyfriend, le David Make.
<3
17. Piercings: Ssssnakebitessss.. <3 And the usual piercing in each ear.
18. Coke or pepsi: Coke, no matter what silly people say.
HAVE YOU EVER?
19. Been in an airplane: Yes, many times.
21. Been in a car accident: Yes, albeit not a serious one. Was in the back of the car, my mum driving and my boyfriend in the passenger seat and some idiotic woman, whose name was "Mrs Speed", I shit you not, pulled out too fast and crashed into the side of our car, leading to crying, shaken people and our car being written off. XD
22. Been in a fist fight: Many times, as a child, because stupid bullies kept starting on me. Scum. XD
23. First Piercing: My ears when I was about 7 years old.
24. First best friend: Some girl called Leanne, who I lost contact with at the age of 4 when I moved house.
25. First award: I've no idea. XD
26. First Crush: Ethan Chapman, ololol.
27. First Word: "Brother", because my brothers are awesome. <3
LASTS?
29. Last person you talked to in person: Teh boyfriend.
30. Last person you texted: Meine Mutter.
31. Last person you watched a movie with: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, with my secksy boyfriend... Well, only half the film, haha. >:3
32. Last food you ate: A Rolo dessert yoghurt thing. OM. NOM. NOM. <3
33. Last person you went fishing with: I've never properly been... I don't like fishing or fish. XD
34. Last song you listened to: Something by In Flames most rikery.
35: Last thing you bought: Stockings, lulz. 8D
36. Last person you hugged: Booyfrieeeeeeeeend.
FAVE:
37. Food: Probably chow mein~ other noodle-y or Chinese/Japanese food. Nom. :3 I'm hungry now, damn it.
38. Drink: Meelkshaek, Milo (with shugarrr) or Dr Pepzor.
39. Bottoms: Skinny jeans or my Criminal Damage Scissorhands bondage pants, pl0x.
40. Flower: Roses, lilies or dahlias.
41. Animal: Dogs, rats or wolves.
42. Colours: Black, grey and red.
43. Movies: Shaun of the Dead, The Emperor's New Groove, The Road to El Dorado, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. SO MANY MORE. <3
HAVE YOU EVER: (Put an X in the brackets if yes)
45. [X] fallen in love with someone.
46. [X] celebrated Halloween.
47. [X] had your heart broken... [Quite a few times, of course.]
48. [_] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone. - [I'm on pay as you go, so this option is unavailable. XD]
49. [X] had someone question my sexual orientation.
50. [X] I have definitely done this. [Sure, whatever "it" is.. If it's this survey thing, then of course I have. XD]
51. [_] got pregnant.
52. [_] had an abortion.
53. [X] did something I regret. [Who hasn't? It's almost impossible to have no regrets.]
54. [X] broke a promise. [The two significant times.. One was an accident, the other was one I tried very hard not to break but it was sort of in retaliation because this person broke a promise to me.. More than once.]
55. [X] hid a secret. [For a long time but not long enough.]
56. [X] pretended to be happy. [Most of my life.]
57. [X] met someone who changed your life. [And almost ruined it and ended, haha.]
58. [X] pretended to be sick. [If we're talking sick as in ill, then yes.]
59. [X] left the country. [To visit Ireland, Scotland, Malta, Gozo, Florida, Germany, France and California.]
60. [X] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it. [Life's about new experiences.]
61. [X] cried over the silliest thing. [I'm a teenager, it comes with the territory... or hormones.]
62. [_] ran a mile. [Haha, I HIGHLY doubt it.]
63. [X] went to the beach with your best friend. [She was one of my best friends at the time.]
64. [X] got into an argument with your friends. [It's impossible not to at some point.]
65. [X] hated someone. [With everything in me.]
66. [X] stayed single for 2 years. [Haha, until I was 16, that's how it was.]
CURRENTLY
67. Eating: Am chewing my lip rings, if that counts?
68. Drinking: Water.. blergh, boring.
69. Listening to: The occasional "I love you" and the sound of the boyfriend playing Battlefield.
70. Sitting/Laying: A mix between the two.
71. Plans for today: Get nomz, play a game~ maybe, maybe do some writing, listen to some choonz, cuddle up and schleeeeep. /sappiness. <3
72. Waiting: For fooood.
YOUR FUTURE
73. Want kids? Not really~ I did a good enough job of fucking up my own life without continuing on to fuck up someone else's, thanks.
74. Want to get married: No thanks, though I could change my mind.
75. Career: Something stemming from the occupation of an English degree. XD
WHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A PERSON
76. Lips or eyes: Tend to prefer them with all the basic facial features, thanks. XD
77. Shorter or taller: The same height or taller, preferably.
78. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous, I guess. If it's been over-thought and it's ridiculously cliche, it will most likely just piss me off. Random "I love you"s and nice things are better. <3
81. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship at this point in time.
82. Looks or personality: Personality > looks, fo' sure.
HAVE YOU EVER!
83. Have you ever lost glasses/contacts: I have not~ seeing as I don't wear either.
84. Snuck out of the house: Probably, at some point.
85: Held a gun or knife for self defense: No, because I'm not silleh. XD
87. Broken someone's heart: I doubt it.. I wish I had though, haha, some people deserve it.
88. Been in love: Twice, including now.
89. Cried when someone died: Yes, a lot~.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90. Yourself: I believe that I exist but I have no faith in myself.
91. Miracles: Pfttt, no.
92. Love at first sight: Haha, no way. I know you can tell if something's GOING to happen between you and a person you've just met but love is impossible at that stage.
93. Heaven: Narp..
94. Santa Claus: No, my mum ruined it for me when I was about 7.
95: Sex on the first date: If you feel ready, then sure. Why even go with a date? :'D
96. Kissing on the first date: Why not?
TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with you right now: He's with me. <3
98. Do you know who your real friends are: Not really but you never really know until they're gone.
99. Do you believe in God?: No way.
100. Post as 100 truths: What else could I name it?
1: Real Name: Connie
2. Nickname(s): Connegg (from the boyfriend XD), Conneh, Conneth, Connage, Con-Con, Connie Con-Con, Conz, Frank, Sasu.
3: Zodiac Sign: Gemini ~ In some ways it suits, others it doesn't. I'm not two-faced, thanks very much.
4. Male or Female: Femaaale.
5. Elementary School: If this means primary school, it was Croughton All Saint's~ XD
6. High School: Magdalen College Shithole.
7. College/University: I currently attend Magdalen College Shithole's sixth-form centre. University is unknown yet.
8. Hair color: Auburn. <3
9. Tall or short: I'm fairly tall for a girl my age but in general, I'm kinda short. 5'7"-ish.
10. Skinny or Fat: I'd probably say about average, though I do need to lose some more weight~
11. Sweats or Jeans: Jeansssss.
12. Phone or Camera: Phone, though mine is an old and outdated brick. XD
13. Health Freak: Naah, food's good, exercise isn't difficult though so I just try not to let my health or weight get too out of hand.
14. Orange or Apple: Apfel, bitte.
15. Do you have a bf/gf? I has a boyfriend, le David Make.
<317. Piercings: Ssssnakebitessss.. <3 And the usual piercing in each ear.
18. Coke or pepsi: Coke, no matter what silly people say.
HAVE YOU EVER?
19. Been in an airplane: Yes, many times.
21. Been in a car accident: Yes, albeit not a serious one. Was in the back of the car, my mum driving and my boyfriend in the passenger seat and some idiotic woman, whose name was "Mrs Speed", I shit you not, pulled out too fast and crashed into the side of our car, leading to crying, shaken people and our car being written off. XD
22. Been in a fist fight: Many times, as a child, because stupid bullies kept starting on me. Scum. XD
23. First Piercing: My ears when I was about 7 years old.
24. First best friend: Some girl called Leanne, who I lost contact with at the age of 4 when I moved house.
25. First award: I've no idea. XD
26. First Crush: Ethan Chapman, ololol.
27. First Word: "Brother", because my brothers are awesome. <3
LASTS?
29. Last person you talked to in person: Teh boyfriend.
30. Last person you texted: Meine Mutter.
31. Last person you watched a movie with: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, with my secksy boyfriend... Well, only half the film, haha. >:3
32. Last food you ate: A Rolo dessert yoghurt thing. OM. NOM. NOM. <3
33. Last person you went fishing with: I've never properly been... I don't like fishing or fish. XD
34. Last song you listened to: Something by In Flames most rikery.
35: Last thing you bought: Stockings, lulz. 8D
36. Last person you hugged: Booyfrieeeeeeeeend.
FAVE:
37. Food: Probably chow mein~ other noodle-y or Chinese/Japanese food. Nom. :3 I'm hungry now, damn it.
38. Drink: Meelkshaek, Milo (with shugarrr) or Dr Pepzor.
39. Bottoms: Skinny jeans or my Criminal Damage Scissorhands bondage pants, pl0x.
40. Flower: Roses, lilies or dahlias.
41. Animal: Dogs, rats or wolves.
42. Colours: Black, grey and red.
43. Movies: Shaun of the Dead, The Emperor's New Groove, The Road to El Dorado, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. SO MANY MORE. <3
HAVE YOU EVER: (Put an X in the brackets if yes)
45. [X] fallen in love with someone.
46. [X] celebrated Halloween.
47. [X] had your heart broken... [Quite a few times, of course.]
48. [_] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone. - [I'm on pay as you go, so this option is unavailable. XD]
49. [X] had someone question my sexual orientation.
50. [X] I have definitely done this. [Sure, whatever "it" is.. If it's this survey thing, then of course I have. XD]
51. [_] got pregnant.
52. [_] had an abortion.
53. [X] did something I regret. [Who hasn't? It's almost impossible to have no regrets.]
54. [X] broke a promise. [The two significant times.. One was an accident, the other was one I tried very hard not to break but it was sort of in retaliation because this person broke a promise to me.. More than once.]
55. [X] hid a secret. [For a long time but not long enough.]
56. [X] pretended to be happy. [Most of my life.]
57. [X] met someone who changed your life. [And almost ruined it and ended, haha.]
58. [X] pretended to be sick. [If we're talking sick as in ill, then yes.]
59. [X] left the country. [To visit Ireland, Scotland, Malta, Gozo, Florida, Germany, France and California.]
60. [X] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it. [Life's about new experiences.]
61. [X] cried over the silliest thing. [I'm a teenager, it comes with the territory... or hormones.]
62. [_] ran a mile. [Haha, I HIGHLY doubt it.]
63. [X] went to the beach with your best friend. [She was one of my best friends at the time.]
64. [X] got into an argument with your friends. [It's impossible not to at some point.]
65. [X] hated someone. [With everything in me.]
66. [X] stayed single for 2 years. [Haha, until I was 16, that's how it was.]
CURRENTLY
67. Eating: Am chewing my lip rings, if that counts?
68. Drinking: Water.. blergh, boring.
69. Listening to: The occasional "I love you" and the sound of the boyfriend playing Battlefield.
70. Sitting/Laying: A mix between the two.
71. Plans for today: Get nomz, play a game~ maybe, maybe do some writing, listen to some choonz, cuddle up and schleeeeep. /sappiness. <3
72. Waiting: For fooood.
YOUR FUTURE
73. Want kids? Not really~ I did a good enough job of fucking up my own life without continuing on to fuck up someone else's, thanks.
74. Want to get married: No thanks, though I could change my mind.
75. Career: Something stemming from the occupation of an English degree. XD
WHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A PERSON
76. Lips or eyes: Tend to prefer them with all the basic facial features, thanks. XD
77. Shorter or taller: The same height or taller, preferably.
78. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous, I guess. If it's been over-thought and it's ridiculously cliche, it will most likely just piss me off. Random "I love you"s and nice things are better. <3
81. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship at this point in time.
82. Looks or personality: Personality > looks, fo' sure.
HAVE YOU EVER!
83. Have you ever lost glasses/contacts: I have not~ seeing as I don't wear either.
84. Snuck out of the house: Probably, at some point.
85: Held a gun or knife for self defense: No, because I'm not silleh. XD
87. Broken someone's heart: I doubt it.. I wish I had though, haha, some people deserve it.
88. Been in love: Twice, including now.
89. Cried when someone died: Yes, a lot~.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90. Yourself: I believe that I exist but I have no faith in myself.
91. Miracles: Pfttt, no.
92. Love at first sight: Haha, no way. I know you can tell if something's GOING to happen between you and a person you've just met but love is impossible at that stage.
93. Heaven: Narp..
94. Santa Claus: No, my mum ruined it for me when I was about 7.
95: Sex on the first date: If you feel ready, then sure. Why even go with a date? :'D
96. Kissing on the first date: Why not?
TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with you right now: He's with me. <3
98. Do you know who your real friends are: Not really but you never really know until they're gone.
99. Do you believe in God?: No way.
100. Post as 100 truths: What else could I name it?
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The Adventure of the Dinosaur
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Saw 
's journal on it and couldn't resist! What a tragic story.The Adventure Of The Dinosaur
Roxas and Axel were out for a shiny Valentine's walk in the Batcave. As they went, Axel rested his hand on Roxas's hand. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so luminescent, Roxas was filled with quivering dread.
"Do you suppose it's leather here?" he asked tenderly.
"You rainbow-coloured silly," Axel said, tickling Roxas with his bagel. "It's completely hard."
Just then, an engorged dinosaur leapt out from behind a cowboy hat and humped Axel in the left buttcheek. "Aaargh!" Axel screamed.
Things looked wet. But Roxas, although he was lemony, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a whip and, like the way Edward Cullen's disco balls entice squirrels to nom on those wrinkled walnuts of his, beat the dinosaur slowly until it ran off. "That will teach you to hump innocent people."
Then he clasped Axel close. Axel was bleeding huskily. "My darling," Roxas said, and pressed his lips to Axel's eye.
"I love you," Axel said lovingly, and expired in Roxas's arms.
Roxas never loved again.
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